(Disclaimer: I've never been a member of a political party or given a donation of money to any party in my life. I'm guilty of only being Canadian, voting in elections, and changing my vote regularly. Please save your name calling for the playground. The only thing I am is a political junkie.)
I don’t care who you vote for, as long as you vote. It’s the easiest thing you will do on Monday…and even the whole week.
Stooge 1: Steve Harper
Jim Prentice, move over. There’s a new person to take the top spot for the out-of-touch politician award. Good news, it’s you’re friend Steve Harper, and as a bonus, you didn’t hold the title for long!
Once revered for his crack strategic election strategy skills, Steve was left only with his infinitely worse performance in 2015, capped in the final days with Canada’s crackhead, Rob Ford.
This election, has been brutally ugly. Instead of focusing on issues such as the economy, environment, missing & murdered women, clean water on Reserves, or the Senate – all top ‘o mind issues for Canadians recent months – it was about hair, race/misogyny, and pot. At least that’s how Steve saw it.
The implosion has begun, meaning a change in government is obvious. Really, the final stage of political implosion has been incredible in the last days. Evil Australian strategist quits day one. Marijuana the end of the world next day, Crackhead Rob Ford paraded out the next. Your former lawyer and lifetime Conservative throws you under the bus on the final day.
It all comes down to a simple reality – you were out of touch with your target audience, Steve.
Remember those immigrants you so deftly swooned in past elections? By attacking a piece of cloth on their head you took away their right to adapt to our culture at their pace while keeping their right to religious freedom. We’ve accepted religious & cultural clothing in our country since we became a country. Just as some obvious examples for you: toques (Canadian culture), balaclavas (criminal culture), and Hutterite women (religious clothing), Steve. Steve. Steve? What were you thinking?
Let’s talk about hair…said nobody in an election, ever! Barbers talk about candidates, candidates don’t talk about barbers, Steve.
Weed is not infinitely worse than tobacco. That statement is, and crack cocaine. Crack is infinitely worse if Rob Ford gets some. Rob Ford liked crack a lot this past year, did you watch any television or YouTube last year? He’s a bad weed, Steve.
You even took Alberta for granted, blaming Albertans who just gave a resounding majority government to a party they chose by voting in an election just this year! I’d love to hear what Jim has to say about the effectiveness of that tactic! Unusual move, Steve.
What you oddly failed at, was strategy and tactics. You failed horribly at both, failing to appeal to nearly 70% of Canadian voters! You had lots of money and time to work with, and you failed at both. You simply could have been the agent of change, but instead you were the same ol’ Steve. I expected you to challenge for the win. This is shocking, Steve.
First lesson in media strategy: Don’t call them out publicly if you want them to write nice stories about you. A student in the first month of school for Public Relations could tell you that. Buying the front cover on the last Friday before the election isn’t earned media, it’s paid media. People see through that. Dumb, dumb, dumb, Steve.
A history of elections in Canada shows us you really lacked a chance at winning. Canadians have expiry dates on governments and especially Prime Ministers. Only a few have made it past the decade drop-dead deadline. You now are begging for Conservatives to vote in the final hours, because they are jumping off the ship fast. Wikipedia knew. You should’ve known, Steve.
You can’t lie when facts are readily available. You just can’t lie. Didn’t work for Jim, didn’t work for you, Steve.
Lastly, when has an early election call worked out in Canada for the incumbent? The oddest part, you have won elections by opponents doing the same thing! Move over, Jim. Have a seat, Steve. You won!
Stooge 2: Tommy Mulcair
Your team planned only for one thing. A 37 -day campaign. Big oops, Tommy.
The whole English to French translation thing…we call them official languages in Canada. Well, you need to say the same thing in Quebec as the rest of Canada, as French is spoken in every province and territory, Tommy.
Seriously, Steve and you both pick on Justin’s hair, Steve’s hair is based on a Lego man, and yet you’re the hairiest guy and get no attention? Your facial hair covers more than a Niqab does! Should’ve shaved, Tommy.
If you want to build a bigger house, you need to shore up the existing foundation while building on. You forgot Quebec! Pourquoi avez-vous oublié, Tommy?
Speaking of that, where was your base this election? Your party is generally the hardest-working, most organized of them all. I’ve always been impressed with what this party has done with what you have. We barely saw you in Alberta, a new NDP province. Why did you forget this new base too, Tommy?
Hire a communications team next time…if you did, don’t hire the same one again. Your words sucked, and didn’t stick. There was no theme, no story, no consistent zingers. Words can take your heart away, Tommy.
Stooge 3: Justin Trudeau
What just happened? You were in first, slipped to third, and then flew to first. How did you do that, Justin?
Here’s some of it. You had time as a third-place party to travel and listen. You made it clear you did just that. Face time isn’t just an app, people have an appetite for that. You executed research perfectly, Justin.
You were prepared for any scenario. Short campaign, long campaign, loads of issues, no issues, good issues, stupid issues. Your team did an excellent job analyzing your research and compiling multiple scenarios for a campaign. They even dealt with a hairy issue with humour and strong communication. Kudos to them, Justin.
Your communication was timely, engaging, and authentic. You didn’t cross over a line, you didn’t miss a line to walk up to. Nobody ever came close to you, Justin. (Sorry to others if that hurts your feelings, but you know it’s true.)
This video showed how well prepared you were, to tackle even the toughest of topics. Most of us could not have done this without getting more emotional. Well done, Justin.
The ultimate measure is about to come, and you nailed it in one interview. “I’d love for you to vote Liberal, but I don’t even care as long as you vote.” That was a humbling approach we didn’t see consistently from anyone but you, Justin.
You respected the media, took as many questions as they wanted to ask, and even cut out hecklers. The media didn’t side with you because they are left-wing and had a conspiracy. You allowed media to do their job, even if you didn’t like the topic in the final days. Democracy includes freedom of the press, and you demonstrated you were a real change in that area, Justin.
Your next election won’t be as easy, Justin.
Honourable Stooge: Elizabeth May
We only saw glimpses of you, and many were impressed. You spoke well, and many people were impressed, Elizabeth.
Considering you had no resources and no huge team, pat yourself on the back for your debate skills (or when you weren’t allowed, your tweets). You should be proud, you were a breath of fresh air in an old boys club. Thank you, Elizabeth.
This election is a tough one to predict. I’ve said for years the Liberals were poised to win. Then, they appeared to lose support, which whipped back and higher in a big way during the campaign. All poll positions changed throughout the past year, with all parties holding a lead and losing it, and all leaders holding a lead and losing it, according to various polls.
Provincial elections, which often have only minor impact on federal elections, went in odd directions. BC Liberals won with NDP in second, a provincial Conservative movement doesn’t even exist. PCAA won then lost to NDP in Alberta, falling to third after four decades in majority rule. Liberals won in Ontario, something many didn’t expect. The Liberals took back Quebec strongly. PEI stayed Liberal and NS went Liberal from NDP which followed PC. Others will go to the polls in the next year.
As I noted above, very few governments in Canada survive past 10 years. Canadians have an expiry date for governments. It’s a very set trend that only two Prime Ministers managed to crack, the odd William Lyon Mackenzie King (1935-48, among other terms) and Sir Wilfred Laurier (1896-1911) with the record. Sir John A., Pierre T, and Jean C. also made it by, but only barely.
It appears today, Steve H. won’t make that list.
Strategy wins, and strategy with tactics that connect win votes. This is a popularity contest, and the person with the largest amount of popular vote will be the winner in their respective riding, and the party with the most riding wins will be the government. As Canadians, we will accept the results and move on with our lives, hoping their governing aligns with our values. The question is, will their strategy and tactics fool us or match our expectations?
Justin Trudeau and the Liberal Party – I feel with absolute certainty the Liberals will win the most seats by a margin of at least 10 seats. My prediction could see them obtaining anywhere from a strong minority to a very strong majority (and a resulting collapse of the Conservative and NDP vote).
Elizabeth May and the Green Party – When you start an election with one seat and add any, that’s a win. The Greens have some base in PEI, NB and BC. I see them getting as many as a handful of seats across the country.
Stephen Harper and the Conservative Party – Their election to lose, and it looks like they will. My prediction ranges anywhere from them falling to 10 seats off the leading Liberals, to falling just a bit below the NDP to be in third, and realizing a massive collapse in support in the process. They’ve run a terrible campaign, a war of words with a horrible strategy and tactic deployment. They also ran with a leader who had run his course, which is also normal. (P. Trudeau, B. Mulroney and J. Chretien had the same ending…although their “fall guys” were J. Turner, K. Campbell, and P. Martin, respectively.)
Thomas Mulcair and the NDP – Failed to build on their base in Quebec, their only provincial base of Alberta, and failed to connect with voters. Their strategy lacked distance and focused solely on the Conservatives, while taking the Liberals for granted. My prediction is they will go from anywhere from second to third place. A shame if third, as they have made an excellent opposition.
I feel worst for Thomas, and bad for all who lose. Politics is an ugly business that people constantly say is lacking good leadership. Like all leaders, they get the worst attacks on them during elections, and it is constantly relentless. Imagine getting up everyday to see social media posts and media stories about how awful a person you are? Thousands of posts telling you are horrible. In reality, it’s likely Thomas, Stephen , Elizabeth and Justin are really people that most of us would like. However, because some of us attach ourselves so strongly to a person or leader, or we hate another leader/person so much, we spew disgusting statements about the opposing players constantly. We forget, they are not only a person just like us, they are a fellow Canadian who is willing to take a beating for the most thankless job.
Regardless of the numbers, by the end of 2015, it’s likely this will be the way politics will look in Canada:
- Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister, Liberals
- Unknown leader, Leader of the Opposition, Conservatives
- Unknown leader, NDP
The winners and losers can learn a few things:
- Develop multiple strategies for any way a campaign could go.
- Tell the truth.
- Be authentic and timely.
- Don’t slander media. If you do, do it to their face and behind closed doors.
- Positive beats negative, especially if negative is what you have to start.
- Test your talking points, practice them, and repeat them. Make them your own words.
- Hair is important only if it looks good.
Congratulations to all leaders, to all people who put their names forward to be a Member of Parliament, and to all people who worked to get our votes and worked at elections postings.
Very few apply for the job and even fewer get a chance to serve. I commend all of you for running and to those that win, good luck! I can’t give you enough of that for what you’ll be expected to deliver.